Wednesday 9 March 2011

THE END OF THE INCA TRAIL


Four thirty a.m. and a call outside is the signal to fumble for my torch and wriggle like a sleepy maggot towards the door of our tiny tent. I allow enough of my arm out of the down cocoon of my sleeping bag to tug on the zip. The sky is grey with a billion stars and there on the bare ground stand two orange plastic cups, one each. The damp swirls rising from them draw in the cloud of my breath as I steer them through the narrow opening. We scald our throats with the coca tea, find the rest of our clothes that we have not slept in, and then fold ourselves in half to emerge into the morning. On the other side of the valley the glacier Veronica, worshipped by generations of Incas, stands serene in the moonlight. The porters have laid out a row of polythene bowls, each with its individual bar of Camay soap and perfectly folded towel, as a gesture towards cleanliness. We can hear them in the dining tent, joking in their own Quechua language, punctuated with the clattering of pans that promises breakfast. We distract ourselves by tentative stretches to test whether our sore muscles have recovered from yesterday, when we transcended Dead Woman’s Pass, 13,650 feet above sea level. Our dreams all night have been saturated with images of those thousands of stone steps, each a foot high, and with the heart- thumping breathlessness of altitude. Today should be easier. But we must hurry; there is a check point for the final stage of the trail and a queue to join. Then we are past the gate, following torch beams, silent except for our footfalls and poles tapping on stone.

The tropical dawn breaks with the speed of a slowly released dimmer switch. Within minutes colours feed into the greyness and we become aware of the proximity of the cloud forest with its damp leaves and occasional orchids and begonias, some of which only exist in this moist valley. Other trekkers clatter by, unseeing, obsessed with being first there , where even this supreme journey is just another goal. They barge past, their backpacks knocking us sideways on the narrow path.

High fives and hugs as we reach the Sun Gate, just after six. We struggle to focus through the shifting cloud that fills the valley below, straining, peering. Then a wispy gap reveals a glimpse of stone, gone in a second. Wraiths of mist reveal transient ramparts, now a wall, now a field, then veil them again. Until finally the mighty Sun God ends the strip-tease and the whole of Macchu Pichu lies bare below.

After half an hour’s descent we reach the end of our pilgrimage. We have the ancient city to ourselves, then the bus tourists trickle in. Dishevelled, tired and triumphant, we observe their clean trainers and huge cameras. Our feet have followed the ghosts of Incas to their sacred site. We share their magic.

Tuesday 1 March 2011

BEESTON CASTLE IN THE SNOW

Beeston and Peckforton castles in the morning sunlight.

January 2011

WARNING

Hello, Plumstead 4539

Caroline, I am really worried about Mummy. I think she’s losing it. I don’t even think she’s looking after herself properly. God only knows what she’s eating. Have you looked in her fridge lately? Well, you’ll get a shock. There’s nothing but a catering size pack of those dreadful fatty sausages. They aren’t even organic. And she’s started buying that gloopy pickle that pubs give you with your Ploughman’s.

I don’t know what you are on about, Louise. She seemed fine when I met her in town last week.

That’s not all - there are seven empty brandy bottles in the recycling.

So what? Perhaps she had a few friends round for a couple of drinks.

And what about her clothes? I swear they are all the charity shop leftovers. She looks like an ancient hippie. And purple really isn’t her best colour. It does absolutely nothing for her. After Gordon and I paid for her to get her colours done, she really should know better.

Well if she likes the things she wears, I can’t see the problem. Maybe the stripy shirt was a bit much with the red hat, but at least she looks cheerful.

But, Caroline, what about those silly satin shoes she wears all the time? They are so unsuitable. And they must have cost her a fortune.

It’s her money, Louise. After all she’s been through, surely she can spend her pension on what she wants. I think they are rather pretty shoes.

It’s not only me, you know. That woman from next door had a word when I was coming out of the gate. Apparently Mummy was in their front garden the other day, helping herself to the larkspur.

The old devil - I didn’t think she had it in her.

Caroline, you really must take this more seriously. I feel we should at least get her to the GP to let him check her over.

What for?

Because she just isn’t herself. She isn’t the Mummy we know. You know what happens to these elderly people. It all starts somewhere, and if families don’t spot the warning signs…

She’s still all there as far as I can see. She’s not that old either.

But what if she gets worse? She’s such an embarrassment. And Gordon says perhaps we ought to be thinking about taking out an enduring Power of Attorney, in case she isn’t managing her affairs sensibly. She must still have most of the money Daddy left.

You and Gordon should get out more, Louise. She’s just fine.

Really, Caroline, you are nearly as bad as she is.

Perhaps I am. Anyway, can’t talk any longer. I’m off to get my hair dyed green. Bye, Louise.

INSPIRED BY THE POEM ‘WARNING’ BY JENNY JOSEPH